Why am I fat?

Need I say more??


Everyone has an excuse why they are fat, so I guess I get one also. Im fat because I love spam, thats right, spam has made me fat. That and I have a very common disease called, mywifecantcookatitis. Don't laugh, it's true. Seems to happen to a lot of guys. Now i'm not blaming my wife, but if she could cook, I might be able to understand portion control. Oh, and a word of wisdom, never eat a whole can of spam in one sitting! You might throw up in your mouth and it did taste better the first time it went down.
Ok, who misplaced the butter in the picture and put in that green and red thing in the picture?

No followers???

Can someone please look to the right of the screen and become a damn follower. Son of a beach ball, have I no frineds? Hell people, its free!

Here are a few lightning pics taken earlier this year. I fight through all weather to get these pictures. I am not afriad of a lightning strike, I am not afraid of the sound of thunder, but I am afraid my camera might get wet!







This has to be the best, its a church down the street. It was my mad skills that lead to me getting this awsome shot. And no the church was not hit.

Finally back!!!!

Well, I have to say it's great to be back. I just got out of jail, I was in for 9 months. It wasn't so bad in the slammer, I was prepared. But no matter how much you prepair for jail, there are still things you learn. One being dont buy soap on a rope if it hangs down to your ankles, sometimes you forget where you are and bend over to pick it up!!! But you learn fast, I only made the mistake 24 times! And no matter what, when in the shower, never ask the fella behind you "what you looking at" he might just tell/show you.

Most of you who check out my site knows it's about pictures of me and the family. Sometimes I might throw in some sports and even a few naked chicks in now and then. (I can do that because it's my site and Missy doesn't know how to change pictures) I am gonna be uploading pictures that I have taken over the last 9 months. (we didnt have internet, and need to update) The firstt group of pictures I post will be of some naked chicks. Then Ill upload fun family and maybe a friend or two picks. So everyone (if anyone) who loves my blog is ready, here comes the pictures. Naked chicks first, YEAH!!!!!!!!

Oh, and if anyone whats to know what I did to go to jail, you can find out information at www.youranidiot4believingme.com





Here we have a fat chick that I caught jogging. I'm sure a few lapps around the house for the next year or two and she might lose a pound or two.



I caught these chicks sun bathing. I had to be quick with the camera!



And for you guys out there that like their chicks younger, I got these pics when the chicks were 18 in human years.

I hope my first round of chicken pics lives up to your expectations. And for you who thought you would see real naked chicks, shame on you. This is a kid friendly site!!

I'm ready Captain!



Little flower smeller


The great Mitchel Humphrey. Get a copy of his football card for only $137.27 plus taxe and shipping



Brotherly love test pic

My first attempt at getting a picture of a humming bird






Something I was working on for a class. A little to much flash


This bee was tring to get a free drink last winter. He fell into my trap




And this is Mitchels first football picture I made up for him this year.

resent photos

Here are just a few of te pictures that I have taken and then added to them. I hope you enjoy what you see.














Every change that have been made to thes pictures has been made using CS3.