Mendota Trojans

Well I finally got some pics of Trevors football team. It's hard for me to get to the game. You see, I work with a bunch of whinny union idiots that went on strike for 18 months for the "option" to retire at "30 and out" but not one of the idiots will do it, so I'm stuck on 2nd shift and miss most of his games. I took vacation for this game. This was his last game and I think they were fighting for last place.

This was an exciting game, three guys on the Trojans were hurt, and Trevor was one of them. Looks like a couple cracked ribs, a bruised kidney, and a lot of pain. I think the little fella will come thru with some tears and a lot of love from his daddy.



Why did god invent football?

Here are some of the worst football jokes ever!!

Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?
Because he was trying to make ends meet.


Where do hungry football players play?
In the Supper Bowl.







What's the difference between a quarterback and a baby?
One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.


Which football team cooks gourmet meals together?
The Kansas City Chefs.


Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?
The wide receiver.






I think those joke might just ruin my site! My goodness do they suck

Spartans win AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

The last game was awesome. We beat the "We have no Charge" Chargers. They thought they were the best, as did the Warriors, but like the Warriors we whipped their butts. The "B"team did an awesome job once again. To tell you the truth, We didnt have a "B" team. We had "ONE" team that kicked butt and took names. I'd like to tell the coaching staff GREAT JOB with the boys this year. After the last game I heard someone say "I said if we lose to the Chargers we are a good team, and if we beat the Chargers we are a great team!" Well coach, no matter what happened, you had a GREAT TEAM. Great coaches make great teams, and thats just what you did, you made a great team.

Enough with homecoming, it's football time!!!!

Well it looks like Falcons were in season last weekend, because we killed them!!!! They came out strong, they put up a battle, they had us worried, and then the 2nd quarter started and they must have ran out of energy drinks. The final score 48-20. the Falcons might of had a chance if they played our "C" team. Some of you are asking "who is our "C" team"? That would be the Mendota Warriors! HAHAHAHAHA

Our linebackers are so strong they can pitch horseshoes while they're still on the horse.

If you see a Falcons fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike!


My favorite play is the one where one of our players pitches the ball back to the official after he has scored a touchdown.






What do you get if you see a Falcons fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!




What did the average Falcons player get on his IQ test? Drool!


Our linemen are so huge that it takes just four of them to make a dozen.










At Northbrook school a Warriors player sat beside a Spartans player. He sat beside a Spartans player in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that the Warriors player was cheating, but she just couldn't catch him.
One day she was grading a test and she noticed that the Spartans player had written "I don't know the answer" on number 10.
So she looked at the Warriors paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked like this:10. me neither


































Football is a game of inches, and that's how the Warriors move the ball.







Sorry if your kids picture is not up today, these are what I have so far. And if the jokes upset you, move your kid to the winning team, we think they are hilarious!!!!!