Sunday, August 29, 2010

MENDOTA SPARTANS


And here you have the Mendota Spartans!!!
The players names from left to right are as follows:
I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care,I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care,I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care, #32 Mitchel Humphrey, I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care, I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care



For real this time:
#40 Jake Spanier, #52 Krueger Keene, #54 Patrick O' Sadnick, #91 Cole Sampson, #77 Jacob Greene, #65 Tyler Wright, #42 Zachary Muldoon, #25 Wyatt Martinson, #32 MITCHEL HUMPHREY, #12 James Carroll, #45 Colton Foster, #55 Ryan Krish, #67 Connor Alvey, #61 David Spayer, #78 Keegan Buckley, #30 Evan Weber, #33 Shane Kruse, #21 Ryan Reeder, #56 Jonathon McConville, #69 Jesus Quintana, #99 Elijah Borchelt











Just for the hell of it pics

Here are some pitures Hannah and I picked out for the day. As you may already know, Hannah is the girl Mitchel is sweet on. Sometimes we have her over and it's usually not fun. She can be rude, she dresses funny and she sometimes smells like Swedish meatballs. Not to mention she doesn't always take the best pics. example:


Hannah gets a little upset when she has a bad picture, get over it chic. But thanks to me being so awsome, I can make Hannah beautiful, see:


Now let's get past Hannah and make this worth my time and your enjoyment and get to real pics. Hannah is picking first. OK Hannah left teh room so I picked the picture for her.


This is Mr. Butterfly. I'm sure he is dead now, but he did an awesome job posing for this picture






Strrrrrrrrrrreeeeeettttttttcccccccchhhhhhhhh.....................



Look at all these losers around me... except him and him and.... nevermind, at least I placed third in State.




I'm sick of this S*&t, Mitchel getting medals in state.



Bring on the B*tches, cause i'm a sexy fool



Look, it's trevor the friendly ghost


Oh look, it's my family. I love them crazy people!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Why am I fat?

Need I say more??


Everyone has an excuse why they are fat, so I guess I get one also. Im fat because I love spam, thats right, spam has made me fat. That and I have a very common disease called, mywifecantcookatitis. Don't laugh, it's true. Seems to happen to a lot of guys. Now i'm not blaming my wife, but if she could cook, I might be able to understand portion control. Oh, and a word of wisdom, never eat a whole can of spam in one sitting! You might throw up in your mouth and it did taste better the first time it went down.
Ok, who misplaced the butter in the picture and put in that green and red thing in the picture?

No followers???

Can someone please look to the right of the screen and become a damn follower. Son of a beach ball, have I no frineds? Hell people, its free!

Here are a few lightning pics taken earlier this year. I fight through all weather to get these pictures. I am not afriad of a lightning strike, I am not afraid of the sound of thunder, but I am afraid my camera might get wet!







This has to be the best, its a church down the street. It was my mad skills that lead to me getting this awsome shot. And no the church was not hit.

Finally back!!!!

Well, I have to say it's great to be back. I just got out of jail, I was in for 9 months. It wasn't so bad in the slammer, I was prepared. But no matter how much you prepair for jail, there are still things you learn. One being dont buy soap on a rope if it hangs down to your ankles, sometimes you forget where you are and bend over to pick it up!!! But you learn fast, I only made the mistake 24 times! And no matter what, when in the shower, never ask the fella behind you "what you looking at" he might just tell/show you.

Most of you who check out my site knows it's about pictures of me and the family. Sometimes I might throw in some sports and even a few naked chicks in now and then. (I can do that because it's my site and Missy doesn't know how to change pictures) I am gonna be uploading pictures that I have taken over the last 9 months. (we didnt have internet, and need to update) The firstt group of pictures I post will be of some naked chicks. Then Ill upload fun family and maybe a friend or two picks. So everyone (if anyone) who loves my blog is ready, here comes the pictures. Naked chicks first, YEAH!!!!!!!!

Oh, and if anyone whats to know what I did to go to jail, you can find out information at www.youranidiot4believingme.com





Here we have a fat chick that I caught jogging. I'm sure a few lapps around the house for the next year or two and she might lose a pound or two.



I caught these chicks sun bathing. I had to be quick with the camera!



And for you guys out there that like their chicks younger, I got these pics when the chicks were 18 in human years.

I hope my first round of chicken pics lives up to your expectations. And for you who thought you would see real naked chicks, shame on you. This is a kid friendly site!!