It's a Bird, It's a Fat Man, No It's "Big Ron"

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Trip down south (Southern Il)

We headed down south last weekend for what ended up a great time. I was able to spend time with Julia, Syndey, and a little time with Nylah. I also spent time with Noah, Matt and a bit with Clayton Jr. but they don't matter. I have my own boys to see everyday and don't get excited to see these loser boys! (haha j/k)Like all trips not everything goes as planed. There was this one thing that really made me look back on my life, I thought it was over1 I have never been so afraid in my life! I let me wife drive!!!! Holy crap, great thing I took 32 sleeping pills, 2 bottles of NyQuil, a 5th of Jack, and a viagra! You never know what might happen on teh road even when you are passed out, so I was ready.

Well let's start with some pictures. The first ones here are of Mr. Magnificent, Mitchel.

And this is the car Mitchel has been dreaming about his entire life!

Mitchel and Hannah sitting in a Pacer
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
first comes love
then come marr........ Dad kicking the shit out of Mitchel for K.I.S.S.I.N.G

These pics that follow are pics of Julia, Sydney and Nylah.

Julia

Sydney

Nylah

syndey

Now for some regular pics

Thats right, we ate at the WOK AND ROLL buffet, and it sucked!

Mitchel hit the air

Noah, well what can I say, It's Noah

And here is where I meet Mr. Game Warden

Uncle Ron, where can I get one of these scopes? Her boobs look huge through this thing

OHHHH, MY BABY IS TIRED

This is what was left over from the Wok and Roll buffet

And thats what sisters are for

And now for the newest boy in the family, Clayton Jr.. I dont want to make any jokes about him being he is still a little guy. But what I will say is his dada better get off his ass and get a JOB soon. Lazy ass has been in Illinois for 3 days, and still doesnt have a JOB!!!!! You would think its hard to find a job..

And for those wondering why there are no pictures of Trevor, well he lied and said his coaches said he had to stay for the game instead of telling the truth and saying he wanted to stay. So we left his home and now Mr. Lier is "GROUNDED". hahahahaha, oh to be a dumb ass!!!Well I think this is good for now, I have other things to get to.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

MENDOTA SPARTANS

And here you have the Mendota Spartans!!!
The players names from left to right are as follows:
I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care,I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care,I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care, #32 Mitchel Humphrey, I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care, I don't know, I don't know,I don't know, I don't know,I don't care

For real this time:
#40 Jake Spanier, #52 Krueger Keene, #54 Patrick O' Sadnick, #91 Cole Sampson, #77 Jacob Greene, #65 Tyler Wright, #42 Zachary Muldoon, #25 Wyatt Martinson, #32 MITCHEL HUMPHREY, #12 James Carroll, #45 Colton Foster, #55 Ryan Krish, #67 Connor Alvey, #61 David Spayer, #78 Keegan Buckley, #30 Evan Weber, #33 Shane Kruse, #21 Ryan Reeder, #56 Jonathon McConville, #69 Jesus Quintana, #99 Elijah Borchelt

Just for the hell of it pics

Here are some pitures Hannah and I picked out for the day. As you may already know, Hannah is the girl Mitchel is sweet on. Sometimes we have her over and it's usually not fun. She can be rude, she dresses funny and she sometimes smells like Swedish meatballs. Not to mention she doesn't always take the best pics. example:

Hannah gets a little upset when she has a bad picture, get over it chic. But thanks to me being so awsome, I can make Hannah beautiful, see:

Now let's get past Hannah and make this worth my time and your enjoyment and get to real pics. Hannah is picking first. OK Hannah left teh room so I picked the picture for her.

This is Mr. Butterfly. I'm sure he is dead now, but he did an awesome job posing for this picture

Strrrrrrrrrrreeeeeettttttttcccccccchhhhhhhhh.....................

Look at all these losers around me... except him and him and.... nevermind, at least I placed third in State.

I'm sick of this S*&t, Mitchel getting medals in state.

Bring on the B*tches, cause i'm a sexy fool

Look, it's trevor the friendly ghost

Oh look, it's my family. I love them crazy people!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Why am I fat?

Need I say more??

Everyone has an excuse why they are fat, so I guess I get one also. Im fat because I love spam, thats right, spam has made me fat. That and I have a very common disease called, mywifecantcookatitis. Don't laugh, it's true. Seems to happen to a lot of guys. Now i'm not blaming my wife, but if she could cook, I might be able to understand portion control. Oh, and a word of wisdom, never eat a whole can of spam in one sitting! You might throw up in your mouth and it did taste better the first time it went down.
Ok, who misplaced the butter in the picture and put in that green and red thing in the picture?

No followers???

Can someone please look to the right of the screen and become a damn follower. Son of a beach ball, have I no frineds? Hell people, its free!

Here are a few lightning pics taken earlier this year. I fight through all weather to get these pictures. I am not afriad of a lightning strike, I am not afraid of the sound of thunder, but I am afraid my camera might get wet!

This has to be the best, its a church down the street. It was my mad skills that lead to me getting this awsome shot. And no the church was not hit.

Finally back!!!!

Well, I have to say it's great to be back. I just got out of jail, I was in for 9 months. It wasn't so bad in the slammer, I was prepared. But no matter how much you prepair for jail, there are still things you learn. One being dont buy soap on a rope if it hangs down to your ankles, sometimes you forget where you are and bend over to pick it up!!! But you learn fast, I only made the mistake 24 times! And no matter what, when in the shower, never ask the fella behind you "what you looking at" he might just tell/show you.

Most of you who check out my site knows it's about pictures of me and the family. Sometimes I might throw in some sports and even a few naked chicks in now and then. (I can do that because it's my site and Missy doesn't know how to change pictures) I am gonna be uploading pictures that I have taken over the last 9 months. (we didnt have internet, and need to update) The firstt group of pictures I post will be of some naked chicks. Then Ill upload fun family and maybe a friend or two picks. So everyone (if anyone) who loves my blog is ready, here comes the pictures. Naked chicks first, YEAH!!!!!!!!

Oh, and if anyone whats to know what I did to go to jail, you can find out information at www.youranidiot4believingme.com

Here we have a fat chick that I caught jogging. I'm sure a few lapps around the house for the next year or two and she might lose a pound or two.

I caught these chicks sun bathing. I had to be quick with the camera!

And for you guys out there that like their chicks younger, I got these pics when the chicks were 18 in human years.

I hope my first round of chicken pics lives up to your expectations. And for you who thought you would see real naked chicks, shame on you. This is a kid friendly site!!