Enough with homecoming, it's football time!!!!

Well it looks like Falcons were in season last weekend, because we killed them!!!! They came out strong, they put up a battle, they had us worried, and then the 2nd quarter started and they must have ran out of energy drinks. The final score 48-20. the Falcons might of had a chance if they played our "C" team. Some of you are asking "who is our "C" team"? That would be the Mendota Warriors! HAHAHAHAHA

Our linebackers are so strong they can pitch horseshoes while they're still on the horse.

If you see a Falcons fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?
It could be your bike!


My favorite play is the one where one of our players pitches the ball back to the official after he has scored a touchdown.






What do you get if you see a Falcons fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand!




What did the average Falcons player get on his IQ test? Drool!


Our linemen are so huge that it takes just four of them to make a dozen.










At Northbrook school a Warriors player sat beside a Spartans player. He sat beside a Spartans player in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that the Warriors player was cheating, but she just couldn't catch him.
One day she was grading a test and she noticed that the Spartans player had written "I don't know the answer" on number 10.
So she looked at the Warriors paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked like this:10. me neither


































Football is a game of inches, and that's how the Warriors move the ball.







Sorry if your kids picture is not up today, these are what I have so far. And if the jokes upset you, move your kid to the winning team, we think they are hilarious!!!!!